We understand - it’s Alaia #cher #clueless #alaia #quoteoftheday #parlourx
There is never not a good time to quote Clueless.
We understand - it’s Alaia #cher #clueless #alaia #quoteoftheday #parlourx
There is never not a good time to quote Clueless.
Let’s hope Graham Norton is drunk happier in Malmö than he was in Baku.
I’m Sucking On A Sour Patch Kid Listening To Music Getting Ready For Tonight :D

The drop-down menu for a Drag Queen (I assume “Insert” would be to tuck)!

This is by no means relevant, or original, or perfect, but I had to do something to pass the time this morning! I was actually working on another song to mix with Say It Right, but it got too complicated, so I did this instead because it was easier.
And now, the final FINAL episode of All Cleared Up, which was my homage to Lost, using possibly the best episode from Season Three, and maybe from the entire series - Exposé! Reader discretion is advised.
EPISODE 14 “Jamie’s First Flashback” - Unexpected and shocking revelations unfold when mysterious character shows up at The Professor’s laboratory, leaving Jamie and James LOST for words. Testing relationships, and risking the end of the trio’s adventures. READ »
Gaybies and Gentlewomen, I’m pleased to announce the final six episodes from my short-fiction series, All Cleared Up, are available to read on my website. The script-style lewd comedic series was written by me eight years ago, and tells the story of Jamie Foster’s fictional life in Sitcomland, with her sister, Calista, gay boy-friend, James, The Professor and his flirtatious Mexican Maid, Paolo, and the Professor’s wacky creation, Mom-Bot! These are the episodes that started to build an arc to the series, culminating in the shocking two-part finale. There’s even some not-so-hard-to-figure-out celebrity cameo appearances. It’s not for everyone, but if you want to read it, please
EPISODE 8 “Jamie’s First Cut” - When Jamie comes home from school late one afternoon and locks herself in her bedroom, everyone tries to figure out what’s wrong with her. READ »
EPISODE 9 “Jamie’s First Kiss” - Mom-Bot has done something to put Jamie’s safety in jeopardy. It’s up to The Professor to save them, but not everything is as it seems… READ »
EPISODE 10 “Jamie’s First Formal” - Jamie and James both attend their High School’s Winter Formal, but a shocking revelation is set to change their friendship forever… READ »
EPISODE 11 “Jamie’s First Sleepover” - Jamie spends the night at Calista’s apartment and, as usual, trouble ensues. Also, James tries to cheer up The Professor. READ »
EPISODE 12 “Jamie’s First Cliffhanger” - The Professor creates an upgrade for Mom-Bot and the results cause an unexpected surprise that will change Jamie’s life forever. READ »
EPISODE 13 “Jamie’s First Outing” - Jamie struggles to adjust to the changes in her life, and lashes out at The Professor, causing him to make a shocking announcement. READ »
If Emily and whatsherface, you know, Lindsay Shaw, ever breakup, this should play over the packing-up-your-stuff montage!
Well, here it is… my first ever Pinterest board. Featuring over 280 different cups of coffee, all purchased, photographed, and consumed by me.
What does listening to #TSPod and watching two episodes of Glee before bed, whilst eating pizza result in..? That’s right: Throwing Shade The Musical, performed exclusively for me by Bryan Safi and Erin Gibson in my dream last night. To be honest, it wasn’t even the full musical, my dream was an E! Behind-the-scenes documentary. Ugh pizza. I swear the musical was 90% jazz hands and Bryan wearing a waistcoat made out of pink flamingo feathers.
Why am I deciding to get invested in Pinterest now, at five in the morning?
I’ve had this in my head for the longest time - we’re talking years! And I’m glad I finally got it out, because even just this little tiny bit is enough to put it to bed. There’s not really much I can do with a full version, seeing as how the WAIFF instrumental is so hard to come by. I literally had to rip this from a 30 second preview on some supposedly “legal” mp3 store. And as if all that work wasn’t hard enough, when it came to sharing my sound, it got put in Soundcloud jail, so I had to chop off the start - but not on tumblr! You guys get the full demo. (Friend) Or What Am I Fighting Foe, by t.A.T.u. vs. Unklejam
Look Bryan and Erin - bountiful gifts from MaxFun for Throwing Shade donators!